A Funny Dog ID Tag for Certified Escape Artists
Some dogs don’t get lost — they make an exit.
The “Escape Artist, Call My Agent” dog ID tag is made for dogs who can slip fences, doors, and expectations with ease. The clever message gets noticed fast, turning a quick glance into a second look — and that second look is what leads to a phone call.
The humor feels smart and playful, not overdone, making it perfect for everyday wear while still standing out when it matters. People read it, smile, and actually engage instead of ignoring another standard ID tag.
Lightweight and comfortable, this tag is designed for daily use without weighing down your dog’s collar. The engraved text stays clear and readable, helping your dog get identified quickly when their latest escape plan succeeds.
Because some dogs aren’t lost — they’re just between locations.
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