Funny Dog Tags for Pets | Sarcastic Dog Tag Sayings & Cute Gifts for Dog Moms
▾ About This Collection — Funny Dog Tags for Pets
Funny Dog Tags for Pets — Sarcastic & Hilarious Dog Collar Tags
Our funny dog tags for pets come in sarcastic, cute, and witty styles — ideal for dog moms, dads, or anyone looking for a hilarious pet gift that still serves a purpose.
These are the tags that get smiles at the park. Each one pairs clear, precision engraving with bold, tongue-in-cheek sayings so your pup’s personality shines. Every tag is made to order in the USA with crisp, easy-to-read text built for everyday wear.
Customer favorites include: “Mom Is Ugly Crying,” “Prowling for Bitches,” “Free Snacks Upon Return,” and “I’m Not Lost, I’m Ignoring You.” They also make unforgettable gifts for dog moms and pet parents with a sense of humor.
Engraving Tips
For best results, include your dog’s name and a primary phone number. Many customers add a second line such as an alternate contact, “Microchipped,” or city/state to help with quick returns.
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Want to see everything in one place? Visit the All Pet ID Tags hub. Shopping for a cat too? Explore our Engraved Cat ID Tags.
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Let customers speak for us
exactly what I wanted and application was simple.
This is our third time ordering from them and they never disappoint! Thanks again for another cute mailbox!
I received my mailbox stickers a little over a week after placing my order and it is the cutest thing! I LOVE IT! Plus fast shipping. Get your orders in asap!! Super friendly staff. 🤍
I loved this product! It was exactly as pictured!
Beautiful! Easy to install
Fast shipping. We will see how long they last on the mailbox but it's great to only order the numbers you need, have it apply in a straight line and be so professional looking. Greatly beats the square individual numbers from Menards etc lol. Thank you!
Everything was perfect. And arrived quickly.
Thanks for your great service! Ordered late for Christmas and you got it here in 3 days!!
A funny name tag with a good quality!
Thank you it arrived fast
Highly recommended product and seller! TYVM! ❤️
Works nicely on my door
Proactive customer service for my custom request!
Exactly as advertised. Couldn’t be happier!!!
The store was really fast with shipping. Nice product. Good quality. Very pleased.
Just as described. Easy ordering and fast shipping