Funny Dog Collar Tags — Hilarious Personalized Dog ID Tags

Funny Dog Collar Tags — Hilarious Personalized Dog ID Tags

These are the tags that get smiles at the park. Our funny dog tags pair clear, custom engraving with bold, tongue-in-cheek sayings so your pup’s personality speaks for itself. Each tag is made to order in the U.S. with crisp, easy-to-read text designed for everyday wear.

Customer favorites include: “Mom Is Ugly Crying,” “Prowling for Bitches,” “Free Snacks Upon Return,” and “I’m Not Lost, I’m Ignoring You.” They also make an unforgettable gift for dog mom or any pet parent with a sense of humor.

Engraving Tips

For best results, engrave your dog’s name and a primary phone number. Many customers add a second line like an alternate phone, “Microchipped,” or city/state to help with quick returns.

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Want to see everything in one place? Visit the All Pet ID Tags hub. Shopping for a cat too? Explore our Engraved Cat ID Tags.

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